Everyone seems to forget that Lily Allen and David Harbor are an *item.*
They met in 2019 and got married in 2020. I’d call that a whirlwind, but hey, as Planet Fitness says, this is a no-judgment* zone!
Their house is extremely colorful.
They sure love flowers!
And they have this utterly useless lamp that is quintessentially New York to me.
“This is great, this completely non-functional lamp!”
But I’m here to talk about one room in particular: their bathroom.
Yes, this is their bathroom.
It’s the most living room-like bathroom I think I’ve ever seen.
And that’s a big pink fridge.
Apparently, the bathroom was David’s main job.
“When I lived in apartments in New York City, all I had was bathrooms. There was a toilet, a shower, a sink, and a toothbrush. Now I have a room where you can take a bath, or you can sit, or you can brush your teeth and do whatever you want,” he said.
“I did demand some stuff on this floor, just a few essentials. I said I want swan cranes.”
“I also wanted a refrigerator from space.”
There are also sinks that are replicas of something from Versailles.
They have these random little silver figurines.
And then there’s the artwork by Lily Allen.
That’s an embroidered framed picture of venereal disease.
So, yes, it’s a little extra!
But hey, I guess that’s what you do with a trillion dollars!