Dog Dad lists the funny reasons why his golden retriever wouldn’t survive in the wild

He is much better suited for domestic life.

We love happy, pampered dogs as much as the next animal lover, and this Golden Retriever certainly fits the bill. Teddy is no stranger to the finer things in life, thanks to his dad @aguyandagolden.

However, because of all that pampering, Teddy would never survive as a wild dog! Not that he would ever need it, of course. Still, it’s oh so funny to think about the ways this pup differs from its undomesticated ancestors.

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LMAO! Oh Teddy, we love you just the way you are. You may not be cut out for life in the wild, but that’s fine. We certainly don’t!

“Damn, that dog has a better life than me,” commenter @nriley96 wrote. We’re on the exact same page! We’d love to spend our days with toys and trips to the store, but we can’t all be as lucky as Teddy.

Viewer @shaniaskittles said, “I can imagine him saying, ‘What? What do you mean there’s no toys in the wild?'” LOL! No one tells him anything! Teddy lives in his own Golden world, which is exactly how it should be. Precious guys like him must be protected at all costs!

Besides, who wants to live in the wild? All the good is here! Just as @scw9497 wrote, “Teddy said, ‘Who needs to survive in the wild with a face like that?'” No one, that’s who! Especially with so many fans and a dad who spoils him endlessly, we have a feeling Teddy wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.

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